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“What made you think we were going to fit your couch in our condo?” Eve asked Grant.
“Well Eve, I can explain.”
“I told you before, your couch will not fit through the front door. It won’t fit in the elevator either.”
Grant sighed and rubbed his eyes, ” It’s just, he’s been through everything with me. I could never leave him behind. He’s my lucky charm and I’ll curse my favourite sport’s teams if I leave him.”
Eve laughed, “Leaving ‘him‘ will curse your sport’s teams, huh? Do your buddies outside, below the patio think so? They’re the ones who’re having to get your couch or ‘him‘ to the third floor balcony?”
“Errr. . .well, they know about Oscar,” Grant mumbled.
“Well, Eve it’s not my couch we’ve been moving, it’s my pet elephant. He’s gotten so big now, we had to haul him up through the patio door.”
Eve’s mouth gaped, “We’re talking about the proverbial elephant in the room, your couch right? I don’t see it up here.”
“Look behind you,” Grant muttered. Oscar the half-grown elephant trumpeted happily squealing behind Eve.
Grant’s fiancée squealed for a different reason.
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