Three Line Tales: A Letter To Whomever Brought the Cupcakes #amwriting #3LineTales


Thanks to Sonya of 100 Words or Less for hosting 3 Line Tales.

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Stephanie McCabe

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To Whom It May Concern:

1. Wow, you’ve brought scrumptious, mouth watering, sinfully fattening, cupcakes to work, however; there’s a problem or three with the cupcakes you’ve bought to share; first of all, the cupcakes are small, if you’re going to allow us all to indulge in a cupcake, at least make the cupcake full size, not mini; cupcake are not a delicious treat most of us have often so please, don’t leave us wanting more ( a second cupcake) when you’ve only brought enough for one each.

2. The second issue I have is, your cupcakes aren’t chocolate; a most grevious error on your part, I don’t know who decides to bring cupcakes to work and doesn’t buy chocolate ones; chocolate is beloved by the majority of people and vanilla is boring (even if it vanilla does smell delightful), vanilla isn’t chocolate, it can’t compare; you’ve unknowingly offended at least all the females in our work area by bringing cupcakes which aren’t chocolate; in fact, I’d say my day is ruined, having seen the cupcakes and realized, they weren’t chocolate or even chocolate iced.

3. My third issue has to do with the icing on the cupcakes; I understand, you’re not the baker and you don’t ice the cupcakes yourself, but the icing is the best part of the cupcake; a slightly stale cupcake can get away with being stale, if the icing is to die for; vanilla icing could be satisfying but again, chocolate would have clearly, been the wiser icing choice; as well as choosing cupcakes which were “fully” iced; the baker’s icing style has much to be desired because the baker did not ice to the end of the cupcake, to the cupcake paper edge; icing is the most imperative aspect of a superb cupcake, perhaps, in the future, when you visit this cupcake bakery again, you will choose cupcakes with more icing; while the icing was delicious, there was far to little of it.

 I’m no cupcake expert, but I know what I like when I taste it.

Sincerely, 

Anonymous 

19 thoughts on “Three Line Tales: A Letter To Whomever Brought the Cupcakes #amwriting #3LineTales

  1. moonskittles June 17, 2016 / 6:29 pm

    Oh my.. you are one good food critic 😀 😀 or should I say: cupcake?
    I sweetly enjoyed these tales. 🙂
    D.

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      • moonskittles June 17, 2016 / 6:45 pm

        A fun read 🙂

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      • moonskittles June 17, 2016 / 6:45 pm

        🙂 🙂 hahaha 🙂

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  2. clcouch123 June 17, 2016 / 9:26 pm

    Well, Anonymous–cupcake size, flavor, and quality of icing. Three crucial criteria indeed. I hope the provider gets it right next time. If we’re going to have a treat, it might as well be a treat!

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    • mandibelle16 June 17, 2016 / 10:18 pm

      Haha. I was jus trying to be one of those annoying people, who doesn’t appreciate the treat, but has to complain. Thanks for reading

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      • clcouch123 June 18, 2016 / 1:29 am

        You do a great job of creating that kind of person. Goodness, let’s just eat the cupcakes!

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      • mandibelle16 June 18, 2016 / 1:31 am

        Haha. Thanks I think. Yes, I agree. Just eat the cupcakes, be thankful you got one, no matter the kind/type etc. 🙂

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      • mandibelle16 June 18, 2016 / 1:32 am

        I wanted to ask you how your answers were coming for your interview? Do you think you could have it for me the first week in July? Let me know thanks 🙂

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  3. Sonya June 17, 2016 / 9:51 pm

    Heh, I’ve worked with people who might well have written similar letters. There definitely should be more icing, though…

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  4. Priceless Joy June 18, 2016 / 3:12 pm

    Hahaha! Hopefully, they will take your suggestions the next time they bring cupcakes!

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    • mandibelle16 June 18, 2016 / 4:19 pm

      Thanks again for reading. Haha, yeah I was going for that annoying person at the office who simply can’t be grateful, but has to ruin a good thing for everyone else. Not to mention, I do think they should always be chocolate lol.

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      • mandibelle16 June 18, 2016 / 4:53 pm

        lol. It isn everyone’s? Do you have a favourite kind?

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      • Priceless Joy June 18, 2016 / 5:22 pm

        I think it depends on my mood for the day. Usually I would say chocolate but not always!

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